I rarely do things out of pure spite...

Last thursday morning when I went to get on the bus a guy (who is now known as "fat fuck" as we shall see) was waiting at the stop when I got there a long with 2 of the safeco ladies. (The safeco ladies are a bit like the free weight ladies at the YMCA only not... so NOT)

I like to wait at the left end of the long shelter as the smoker(s) congregate at the other end. So I showed up and waited at that end. It turns out that the bus stops with the door at that end. FF was kinda giving me a look that I didn't even notice until thinking back on it. But as the bus pulled up he said rather sarcasticly, "Do you want to get on first? I don't mind." this line dripped with sarcasm. Dripped. You know those times when later you look back and wish you had said something else? This wasn't one of those because I had the quick response "no please, you go first, there are plenty of seats". The fact is there are so many seats on this fucking bus we each get two.

Today I did something out of spite. I got there really early so I was fucking first. Actually one of the safeco ladies beat me and I let her get on first. Fat Fuck was late and guess what? He cut at least 3 people... fat FUCK.

Incidentally he's not fat in the physical sense I'm refering to his head....