Won't you be my neighbor?

If you didn't know it, I make up names for people I know but don't know. Some classic examples are "pants man" from mt. st helens. Deonn gave me "vodka drama queen" for a woman I spent way too long next to on a plane.

I have a neighbor not to close to my office who is now named "Talks on speaker phone really loud all fucking day man"

be aware that if i know your actual name, i don't have a name for you... unless you really need one...