Home Depot Spam

So I'm in home depot with Max. I know I'm shopping. Its the most interaction I get with strangers I think.

Dude walks up to me and offers me a free home security system. I think Home Depot has some serious rules cause as soon as I said "not interested" he was gone. It was as if he was a home depot adt holographic infomercial sales man that turned off with voice recognition when you said to it "God dammit mutherfucker I'm shopping here with my 8 year old get the fuck away from me, I don't want his sensitive ears hearing about crime and security, so why dont' you go play hideandgofuckyourself." He was just gone. Just like that. Go figure.

Actually I got the word "not" of "not interested" out and he had vanished without a trace. gone. Maybe he was fired instantly because I said "not". I can't imagine any store would let real live spammer's loose on their shoppers... must be some serious coin they are paying them to let them "give" you a free security system.