Learn something new everyday

I learned to eat a hard boiled egg.

First I learned to hard boil an egg. Well 15 dozen anyways. I busted a few. It's a long story.

Tammy made me eat one.

American style: with salt... ok
Canadian style: with E-Z cheeze (pronouned EEEE-ZZZZZ chz) is just down right OK.

That means those canadians like their hard boiled eggs with american cheese from a spray can... go figure... and don't call it american cheese... it's processed (pronouced Pro -sess-ed with a long O) cheese.

When we were in Cincinnati I learned to dive. Head first into a pool (by definition).

Diving is cooler than a hard boiled egg, but at least you can eat hard boiled eggs and survive in the woods for 4 days... Diving has no protean.