Ghetto pizza from Sbarro's

So Max and I went to the mall. We was hangin with the mall rats mostly. He wanted to look around and eat in the food court. It was just he and I. He wanted pizza from Sbarro's. There was no peperoni and I asked the guy "how long" for the peperoni. He grunted at me. I shit you not. It was a genuine grunt.

Then he called the back for some help. He pulled out a cheese pizza while yelling for the help. Then teenage dancin' to musiac asian boy came from the back. He asked us if we'd been helped. Since I had yet to translate the Grunt I asked "how long for a piece of pepperoni" He went to the grunt guy and said "how long for pep mr. somebody?" I couldn't make out what somebody was. I assume he said "mr. grunter". Dude grunted *again* this meant something to dancin' boy because he goes "one minute".

Mr. Grunter was adding pepperoni to cheese pizza and served like that. I'm no chef but I thought you put the toppings on before the fucking thing went in the oven. I went ahead and took it. I wish I would have grunted back at him.

Max didn't like it, so I think thats the end for the sbarros in neck of the wood...

grunt.