Straight Talk

Not tough love
Not stay off of drugs

No no...

Straight teeth… oh man I'm tired. My mouth is tired and tied. It's got metal in it and elastic.

As some of you may know (as Max is quick to point it out to anyone who'll listen) I have a baby tooth, but it's not long for this world. 2 years tops it's gone. Today it grew, but I'm getting ahead of myself (as usual)

The baby tooth is huge. This seems counter intuitive baby tooth big? Um ya. The space it has going on is 17mm wide and it needs to be 9mm wide for me to get a fake tooth put in made with titanium! I love the idea of having titanium in my mouth. So much so I'm going to let some guy who went to school a very long time to get the word "oral" in his job title ( you've got to respect that in a sorta dirty kinda way ) let this guy (or girl) drill a hole in my bone and put a pin in there and let it become part of the bone. Then they will crown it. I like to think of that as getting to the north end of the checker board and getting kinged. As in "King Me". I mean I'll have 2 crowns then. Seems a little over the top to have two but very regal none the less.

They should have given me vicadan for this… my mouth doesn't hurt yet but it feels… tired. I know that sounds weird, but it does. It's like it's tired of having this wire and plastic and metal in there. Tired. Tired as in it's not been 12 hours and it's sick and fucking tired of braces… there I said it… braces…

What am I 13? I think I'm getting a zit… shit I am.