and another thing... dammit

Ok so adds on the internet... Ya I know why they are they and I even understand how they guess which adds to place, but ya know what... they are pissing me off now.

Not because they are in the way, thats true too.

So at home "they" (they being the add rotation peeps) "they" think I'm single and need a date... I need to sign up for this or that kind of personals... um... it's not just one of them either. It's very annoying. What cookie is causing that? so I deleted them all... still I'm a loser who can't get next to anyone so i should join this service... doh.

At work i'm just fat. fat fat fat. if Atkins isn't trying to get me to stop eating carbs (well they really just want me to buy their bad bread) it's eDiets trying to make me drop a dress size or two... excuse me? I don't even know what my dress size is. I wore a cocktail dress once in college, but that was extenuating circumstances. Or better yet they just show me some chick's butt. (not that i'm opposed to that, but at the top of my home page, it gets old fast) In truth I don't know what that add said... Did I mention I'm easily distracted?

What was I talking about?