I know I'm late

OK it isn't St. Patrick's day anymore. It's a stupid in a bottle kinda holiday anyways and who wants to be pinched by random people so they wear green. OK so I love holidays, if you don't wear green a stranger can pinch you? ...fuck off... I think thats a 3rd degree misdemeanor something like taking an indecent liberty. Guess it depends on where they pinch you. but still like I said earlier... fuck... OFFF...

Ok I had to get my braces adjusted: see?



They are green and everybody (yes you too kurt don't try and wiggle out of it) say well too bad you didn't have that yesterday like it would have saved me from getting pinched...

For the record I didn't get pinched or even threated... i wore a green tshirt... fuck i'm not stupid. I made sure it was big green too so in case I happened upon a drunk person who wanted someone to pinch it would be hard for them to miss all stupided up like that...