IQ test my way

These 2 questions will asses your IQ and as a bonus feature they are multiple choice so they are accessible to all IQ's

When I meet a stupid person I:

a. feel pity for them
b. feel contempt for them
c. waffle in between depending on just how dumb they are.
d. I haven't ever met anyone stupid.

When I meet a really smart person I:

a. Avoid them quickly because they use big words.
b. spend my time waffling between thinking they are smart or maybe a pOzer.
c. Want to hang out with them because i might learn a big word.
d. I never meet smart people, I just watch the price is right all the time. (it's on DVD now)

you should be able to grade yourself...