Not for the weak of stomach

Marie, you heard me... don't read this if you aren't feeling well...

OK so these are things that disgust me at work.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE: (or you will in a second) do not rinse out your mouth in the kitchen sink at work. Do that at home. Um Especially while I'm drinking a glass of water right there by the water filter. ick.

I also want to know what the fuck lead up to the lunch tray being abandoned in the 2nd floor men's room. This is not right people. I know we could shoot a memento style short entitled lunch tray that explains how this lunch tray came to be in 2nd floor men's room at work... oh oh... ya...

Also I'm ok with people coming to get lunch barefooted. I mean they are only one step away from a birkenstock, so thats fine. But please peeps: Wear some non absorbant footwear to the bathroom. This means NO SOCKS... shoes people. Flip Flops. I don't care what, this is granted more for the wearer and not for me but I have to draw the line somewhere.

The other thing that disgusts me is the smokers who managed to bring enough smoke with them back into the elevator for everyone else. Bring your fucking machine down to the garage and smoke there. Stay in the green box people. Green box also needs to be 1000 feet from any elevator or other confined space. Where is OSHA man when you need him? Or his side kick consumer advocate boy. I know i know that show hasn't been the same since the replaced Ralph Nader as consumer advocate boy...