what to write about?

I could write about urinal statistics on my new floor. (66% not flushed. It's a lever people. It's right there. use your fucking elbow if you're a howard hughes look alike.)

I could write about more strange mouth rinsing behaviour on my new floor. (i don't even want to tell you, but i will. dude came INTO the bathroom with a mouth full of water... then spit... WTF? that does not stand for "Why that's foul!")

I could write more about the stupid fire road with two tone gravel that's likely an inadvertant demonstration of entropy. ( I could even include a photo, but I won't)

I could write about how I can get lost in my own building... sad but true.

There's lots I could write about, but I'm just lazy and it's sooo nice out. So instead. I'm going to buy a brand new bar-b-q grill and set fire to some charcoal and eat some dead roasted flesh... boo ya.