BAH (Banner Ad Horoscope)

My banner ad horoscope today (BAH for short) is I'm no longer FAT. boo ya. I didn't exercise... I ate some rocky road ice cream pie (shout outs to G and Marie for bringing it by) and didn't even begin to excercise... oh wait I went to the Y and did the strider, but not for very long and low and behold when the sun came up this morning, I (according to many banner ads around the internet) am no longer needing to eDiet my way to Atkins protien based thinness... no no...

Now I have a skin disorder, allergies and they want to know if I'm a good kisser. I shit you not. Aparently I need a "love" test... um... I'd rather be fat I think...

I have a new outlook on horoscopes, fuck the astrologers. (you can do that anyways) but just go to your favorite portal page and hit refresh 3 times and write down all the things it thinks you need to change. Thats your BAH (Banner Ad Horoscope).

Try it out for 3 days, your results will vary. Actual weightloss is not at all typical, in fact you'll likely gain weight and have heart disease based on this system so don't come crying to me when you die from paying too much attention to your BAH.

Now where is that rocky road?