lettuce

I ate lettuce for lunch. I know... I know "everybody gets a medal" but with braces on sometime your back teeth won't hit. Or they just hurt too much to even think about salad. Since my next "Adjustment" read that "torturous moments upside down with someone named 'britney' or 'jenna' saying something a kin to 'so ok you're all set, hope you have some advil'",in that super perky shove an implement down my throat kinda voice. I digressed there... ehem adjustment is coming up means i'm not in pain... so I'm eating a salad...

Only it's not.

It's lettuce, stale bread (croutons (i don't eat those fuckers)) and some kind of dry cheap cheese passed of as parimsan.

So i could eat it. I could eat it. that's my whole fucking point. nothing else.

I could eat lettuce... yay.... do I get a medal?