McGuyver tools

This huge bike tool called the McGuyver is no longer available in the US. Some models of the Alien tool from are also unavailable.

I wonder why.

Do they have a tool that is illegal to sell? Maybe only the French like McGuyver now so it wasn't selling so well in the US?

I have a McGuyver from when I used to ride all the time.

I have it for protection. It’s like having an 386 assembly reference book on my shelf at work as long as I have it I won’t need it, so it keeps me out of the kernel.

I wonder if some Topeak factory worker is going to show up at my door and remove a single tool from my McGuyver and make it "street legal"... who knows...

I'm getting set to ride a whole lot more and yes I will be toting my McGuyver, legal or not, so don't fuck with me. It's like Penn always says, "Don't fuck with Sheky, because Sheky will fuck you up!"