Tree huggin soup

I'm alergic to MSG. I know I should have to go to a 12 step program, but I don't. And it's true, I do random stuff when I've had some. I've gotten paranoid, angry, happy, nutty... it's bad you know.

So cambells soup is really just an msg delivery vector. Nothing more. It's water, some chicken and some MSG. That's it. In the case of beef its (suprisingly) water, some beef and M... S... G...

I could tell you why msg makes me have a bad (usually) day, but I won't bother, it's boring and just knowing it's not fun is all you need.

I love soup. You see the tragedy... Love soup... Hate MSG... cambells is an MSG illuminati of the highest degree.

What's the frequency kenneth? Can you say organic Alise? boo ya... soup from the organic section. Sound good? well no. Not exactly. It's all hyper tree huggin no meat and even no GMV's (that's genetically modified Veges). Fuckers. Just take the msg out, not the good stuff. The BEEF is kinda important. Genetically modify whatever you want, just but some fucking barely in the soup.

I tried two flavors. Granted number one concern is mitigated. No MSG. In the case of the split pea I tried there wasn't any sodium at all. I had to salt the hell out of it. I'm really big on Kosher salt even though I'm sooo not kosher. I have to mention here that I *know* split pea soup can be good with out MSG. Marie made some. I loved it, one of the best soups I ever had. It had some salt in it. I mean Marie made it... so it had some salt in it. She likes to salt chips one by one at Mexican restaraunts and one time when I really salted some fries she instintively stole them. I don't blame her, she really likes her salt. I mean maybe there is a Sodium Anonymous. Would that be KA? stupid chem joke.

So the soup is pretty good, but I wish the tree huggers would add some meat to the situation, but hey at least I'm not nutty, right? Right? RIGHT?