Do you want a fresh one, jelly?

I got me a brand new cut on the inside of my mouth. If you aren't up on the metal in my head this is from something called the dreaded single tie. or DST Where they wrap a wire around the wire going through bracket of my braces. (i really think they should call it the single tie of dread as the acronym is funnier. (right tom? acronym))

No i'm not 12 or 13. I'm 10 years older than the sum of the two. Oh quit your bellyachin' it wasn't an equasion! Just add the three numbers and guess that i'm 35 and I have braces.

Anyway I thought i was over this cut up lip shit. I mean I've had them since 2/12 of this year and I went through a few weeks of ignoring misery in my mouth as I bled and ignored it so they would "toughen up". In truth that worked I haven't had this problem in weeks, but I think I took a hit from the wire tie. So I have a fresh cut in my mouth reminding me that I have braces and I'm 35...

I'm reminded of a quote we used to say at Magic conventions...

"Let's see... what we... can ... fuck with... next"