batesville conincidence
On the way to work I was thinking about my near smashed experience when I saw a Batesville Caskett company doube truck on the 405. It says on it "Drive safely. Heaven can wait." It also has a big old registered trademark next to it's tree on the hill logo. Is it cause they are gonna cut down those lovely trees to make a box to bury my sorry trafficaccidentsmashed ass? Or is that my cemetary will have such nice trees we need to register a trademark with the feds?
So then I stared thingking about death and dismemberment. Because hey two great tastes that taste great together. OK sorry that was so sick. I was really thinking about how if I die in certain ways Tammy and the kids get more money. I'm not sure how the policy works but I do know it has be an accident so if I get murdered it right out as that was no accident that was on purpose!
But if I'm in a car wreck should cut off my little toe (does that count as a dismemberment?) I do hope it doesn't have to be my member that gets cut off! I need to read that thing. I might want to drop this policy. I'm getting ahead of my... self... so to speak.
So should I cut off a toe so if I die in the hospital later of a thrown clot or something (this is just getting more and more morbid, but what are you gonna do? ask for your money back? I think not.) then will she get the 60 boxes of ziti? I need to find these things out. Course if they figure out I offed my own toe and I die in the accident does she get the money?
Also wait a sec I get the whole accidental part but the dismemberment part is kinda puzzling. What does it matter what shape I'm in. I'm dead. I'm done. So i'm a couple of pieces why does she (I almost say 'we', but I'm not getting nuttin) get extra cash for that? So the suddenness I get. But I'd rather have suddenness insurance that accdiental dismemberment insurance... My brother in law died suddenly about a year ago and he didn't have *any* insurance because he had cancer as a child and couldn't get any. I could see wanting extra on the "suddenness" aspect but if I'm shaped like a triangle who cares? I mean is it like hittin the double zero in roulette?
Oh the other saying on the truck was: "Preserving the dignity of life" or some such. Talk about your vaporware. Do they know how much dignity I had when I was alive when I'm recently departed? (thats the most tactful thing in this whole post) I think not. Maybe they do research. I mean how does one come back to them and get a claim on that garantee? I dunno. If you were some kind of ass clown in life do they just compost you?
There's an idea...
So then I stared thingking about death and dismemberment. Because hey two great tastes that taste great together. OK sorry that was so sick. I was really thinking about how if I die in certain ways Tammy and the kids get more money. I'm not sure how the policy works but I do know it has be an accident so if I get murdered it right out as that was no accident that was on purpose!
But if I'm in a car wreck should cut off my little toe (does that count as a dismemberment?) I do hope it doesn't have to be my member that gets cut off! I need to read that thing. I might want to drop this policy. I'm getting ahead of my... self... so to speak.
So should I cut off a toe so if I die in the hospital later of a thrown clot or something (this is just getting more and more morbid, but what are you gonna do? ask for your money back? I think not.) then will she get the 60 boxes of ziti? I need to find these things out. Course if they figure out I offed my own toe and I die in the accident does she get the money?
Also wait a sec I get the whole accidental part but the dismemberment part is kinda puzzling. What does it matter what shape I'm in. I'm dead. I'm done. So i'm a couple of pieces why does she (I almost say 'we', but I'm not getting nuttin) get extra cash for that? So the suddenness I get. But I'd rather have suddenness insurance that accdiental dismemberment insurance... My brother in law died suddenly about a year ago and he didn't have *any* insurance because he had cancer as a child and couldn't get any. I could see wanting extra on the "suddenness" aspect but if I'm shaped like a triangle who cares? I mean is it like hittin the double zero in roulette?
Oh the other saying on the truck was: "Preserving the dignity of life" or some such. Talk about your vaporware. Do they know how much dignity I had when I was alive when I'm recently departed? (thats the most tactful thing in this whole post) I think not. Maybe they do research. I mean how does one come back to them and get a claim on that garantee? I dunno. If you were some kind of ass clown in life do they just compost you?
There's an idea...
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