Junk mail from down under...

Someone who remains nameless gave me a membership is an Australian Rules Football fan club. I'm actually quite grateful because despite the fact that I don't know a damn thing about the game. (That last sentence might earn me a membership in the AU rules football card of the month club so as to explain the rules and players to my rather ignorant self.) Anyways I have not a clue how this game works or who plays in it. It's so cool though to get the advertisements that they send. I mean a quick survey of my mail today leads me to the conclusion that the invitation to the sports man's lunch in Perth is by far the best one this month. It's either that or I can renew my AT&T service agreement for another year and get 200 extra minutes... um... I'll go for the footy any day.

Someday maybe I'll brave the line at the DMV and get my passport application together, but until then I'll just have to enjoy the footy from a far.

Thanks Chris, I really do appreciate the membership!