powerchain
I know it isn't funny or exciting to see my teeth. It's even gross at some level.
But as you can see here they are (or maybe not because you have put black electrical tape over my teeth here so you can't see them, or maybe just your hand so you can read the text and be spared my appliance hell) You know when they (the orthodonists peeps) say 'appliance' i always want to laugh at them because it sounds like I should have a kitchenaid microwave in there or something. There's an idea, heat up your food as you eat it... bad for the tounge. Of course I can't laugh at them because a. they have instruments in my mouth and b. well they have instruments they can 'put' in my mouth if they get pissed off at me, so mostly i just keep my mouth open...
The kids called for red white and blue so thats the bottom, but the top is one big ass rubberband in a chain and it only comes in one color. I wish they had the colors that change as you view them from different angles... but no.
It doesn't really hurt yet, but I hear tell round these parts that there is a storm a brewin in my mouth... or maybe it's just a bad moon rising.
Oh update on the glow in the dark... The reason they didn't glow... whoever put them in might have given me the wrong colors.... ah well... next time... OH maybe the next power chain can be RADIOACTIVE... maybe.
But as you can see here they are (or maybe not because you have put black electrical tape over my teeth here so you can't see them, or maybe just your hand so you can read the text and be spared my appliance hell) You know when they (the orthodonists peeps) say 'appliance' i always want to laugh at them because it sounds like I should have a kitchenaid microwave in there or something. There's an idea, heat up your food as you eat it... bad for the tounge. Of course I can't laugh at them because a. they have instruments in my mouth and b. well they have instruments they can 'put' in my mouth if they get pissed off at me, so mostly i just keep my mouth open...
The kids called for red white and blue so thats the bottom, but the top is one big ass rubberband in a chain and it only comes in one color. I wish they had the colors that change as you view them from different angles... but no.
It doesn't really hurt yet, but I hear tell round these parts that there is a storm a brewin in my mouth... or maybe it's just a bad moon rising.
Oh update on the glow in the dark... The reason they didn't glow... whoever put them in might have given me the wrong colors.... ah well... next time... OH maybe the next power chain can be RADIOACTIVE... maybe.
posted by J.R. at 10:55 AM
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