Rough ride
So I had some trouble getting home tonight.
I had a sneezing fit as I rounded the corner onto 51st. It's one of those dual left turn lanes and yes there was a bus to my right and cars behind me and cars coming up to the light on my left. I just guessed and sneezed and didn't hit any cars but I curbed the beetle pretty good.
next...
message in a blogger To: *the guy i let in on 527 from fred meyer* "Hey fucker! Stick you hand up in the air and move it back and forth a couple of times. This is called a wave and it doesn't cost you anything at all except you look like less of an asswhipe after I let you in when I so didn't have to.
then...
Then pulling into safeway I was going to take this really sweet space right by the door but there was someone standing in it either conteplating life as we know it on the planet or trying to remember how to get into their car. It was hard to tell from where I was so I took a shady spot by and island in the lot... and i curbed the fucking beetle again on the other side... at least I was symentric... Hopefully I won't have a flat in the morning.
I had a sneezing fit as I rounded the corner onto 51st. It's one of those dual left turn lanes and yes there was a bus to my right and cars behind me and cars coming up to the light on my left. I just guessed and sneezed and didn't hit any cars but I curbed the beetle pretty good.
next...
message in a blogger To: *the guy i let in on 527 from fred meyer* "Hey fucker! Stick you hand up in the air and move it back and forth a couple of times. This is called a wave and it doesn't cost you anything at all except you look like less of an asswhipe after I let you in when I so didn't have to.
then...
Then pulling into safeway I was going to take this really sweet space right by the door but there was someone standing in it either conteplating life as we know it on the planet or trying to remember how to get into their car. It was hard to tell from where I was so I took a shady spot by and island in the lot... and i curbed the fucking beetle again on the other side... at least I was symentric... Hopefully I won't have a flat in the morning.


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