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Circuit city edges out Best Buy on supreme stupidity...

I was buying Tammy a replacement PDA. I'm an easy sale. I point at the $500.00 piece of electronic mobile goodness and I say "I want that one". Dude checks the computer and says, "We have 2" he then announces my total with tax and I give him my card. He runs it. We have some trouble getting the electronic signature thing working. He has to hold it just right and I have to write really fast. If you've seen me sign anything this is not a problem for me.

He then looks in the locked case for my unit. Notice how I use the word "my" see it became "my" unit when I fucking paid for it. Paid for it. PAID for it.

Not there.

Oh ya you take this receipt to the front and they will give you the unit, they are in the warehouse.

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Dude who looks just like Rico on six feet under goes looking. He comes flying out of the back and goes to look in the same case signature man went through.

Then he goes back to the back with an encouraging word of "We'll find it!" as he passes me by. We're on like 10 mins now.

10 more mins go by.

He comes really flying out now... and says to me without stopping. I think it's on the other side of the store in the wrong department.

5 mins running around (i see his little rico head pop up here above the shelves very much like a whack-a-mole game works.)

Then he passes back to the warhouse again and I have my card out and he says "one more place to look" and i respond "if it's not there I want a credit so I can go to Best Buy". I was actually looking forward to getting to best buy.

The line above "We'll find it!" was as you can guess by now a lie.

So at least at best buy they know they don't have it (They didn't, had to go to compUSA). At circuit city they can't find thier asses with both hands.

I think it's on "Aisle Six"... "Aisle Seben"...