WundarBar(tm) Strikes Again

There is this thing at work that dispenses condiments at the cafe. It has little buttons that activate some type of electric pump to give you your vinegar based goodness. Today I had chicken sandwich with cheese, lettuce, and tomato. (Dig the Oxford comma!)

I'm afraid this combination just begs for mayo. I hesitate to use the full, non-abbreviated, version of the word mayo here because I don't think the cafe has the real stuff, but rather some type of mayo like substance. I have yet to substantiate this fact. Mayo! I need Mayo.

No problem right? Use the WunderBar(tm)...

I can describe what happened to me after making the WunderBar(tm) choice in one word: splat.

Good thing I had a white shirt on.