You know what I wish?

I wish I had a sword. Not made of steel, I was thinking Ash because it's lighter than red oak. I thought they would cost a whole lot of money, because come on it's a sword and it's a bokken. No. In fact the first place I looked online had it for $15.00.

Apparently it's very easy to make Samurai swords out of wood.

So I won't buy it. Why not you ask? You want it and it's only $15.00... well because it's like showing up to a pool hall with your own cue and not knowing how to rack 9 ball... I don't know dick yet about the swords. Except that I want to learn enough about them so I don't feel like an idiot buying one or having one.

I really do love learning shit.