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It's near the end of the year. Really near. Like hours away in this particular time zone. So I feel like asking, "is there any way to make it more than a square on the calendar when you put this supermodel away for the new supermodel?" I never really 'got' those calendars. OK I'm not stupid I know why they sell, but they all looked alike to me so I never had one. I had the real deal on my wall when I was a teenager. Playboy. They were naked and they were up. My mom didn't give a shit and I think my dad was proud. He did make me take them down before the house got appraised once and I was so sloppy I left the tape corners up so it was clear to the man when came through something had been removed. You'd think paper porn would be dead. I mean you're reading this here on the internet right? Unless some dude printed it out and sent it you in prison in which case printed porn probably still matters. If you are reading this like most then you've gotten the popups. You know whats out there. You would never? Right? Ya right. I mean you never click them. They come up. You close them. In fact you were so offended you got a popup blocker so you didn't need to see those naked bodies again. Ya that would be bad right. Seeing naked people? gawd forbid. (OK for first time visitors I'm an atheist and that was sarcasm.)
Why isn't paper porn dead? It doesn't wear out. I don't think it does. Maybe I was doing something wrong? No. It gets boring maybe. I don't know. I thought it was dead until I went into a gas station (I don't normally go in them anymore because I do that pay at the pump with the credit card thing.) and I saw it. It's all in plastic now. Like you might catch something from them. Whatever happened to plain brown wrappers. That was sexy. Now they have the name in plastic selling it. Not the same. I guess they have to compete with the internet. I guess it's not dead because of the digital divide. Or maybe because people like it that way. Whatever the reason they must still be paying for it because it's still there. If there's a market then there is a way.
Wow that's a lot of blog about porn. It's the end of the year and I want to take stock and I'm talking about something nobody actually looks at. I mean nobody you'd talk to about it. Somebody is buying it, but nobody I know. I'm not a prude either.
So what really happens at the end of the year? I don't have a supermodel calendar and no I don't really want one even if it is 35% off because it's already January. That must suck. Trying to sell calendars after the first of the year. Every day your product gets worse. More stale. Sucks a little bit more. More has to be on the discount and you gotta be thinking why the fuck did I order all those supermodels anyway? They are all the same.
Someone should come out with a big ass supermodel perpetual calendar. I know fashions change so when you come around again to the "beginning". Can there be a beginning in a perpetual calendar? I mean when you start to repeat, smart ass. The swim suits will be different right?
Easy. Just make them naked. That doesn't change. gawd forbid. (more atheist sarcasm)
Why isn't paper porn dead? It doesn't wear out. I don't think it does. Maybe I was doing something wrong? No. It gets boring maybe. I don't know. I thought it was dead until I went into a gas station (I don't normally go in them anymore because I do that pay at the pump with the credit card thing.) and I saw it. It's all in plastic now. Like you might catch something from them. Whatever happened to plain brown wrappers. That was sexy. Now they have the name in plastic selling it. Not the same. I guess they have to compete with the internet. I guess it's not dead because of the digital divide. Or maybe because people like it that way. Whatever the reason they must still be paying for it because it's still there. If there's a market then there is a way.
Wow that's a lot of blog about porn. It's the end of the year and I want to take stock and I'm talking about something nobody actually looks at. I mean nobody you'd talk to about it. Somebody is buying it, but nobody I know. I'm not a prude either.
So what really happens at the end of the year? I don't have a supermodel calendar and no I don't really want one even if it is 35% off because it's already January. That must suck. Trying to sell calendars after the first of the year. Every day your product gets worse. More stale. Sucks a little bit more. More has to be on the discount and you gotta be thinking why the fuck did I order all those supermodels anyway? They are all the same.
Someone should come out with a big ass supermodel perpetual calendar. I know fashions change so when you come around again to the "beginning". Can there be a beginning in a perpetual calendar? I mean when you start to repeat, smart ass. The swim suits will be different right?
Easy. Just make them naked. That doesn't change. gawd forbid. (more atheist sarcasm)
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