Ho Ho Holiday tradition done early

Yes folks this morning I was in the ER. Was I visiting? No because they don't make you take your pants off if you're visiting at least not last time I visited. I had a gown and a mask. It made me feel like some kind of sick (sick as in not right in the head, not as in asthmatic etc. which I was) criminal when I walked to xray with not one (no no) but two robes on. One in the front and one in back. The XRay tech who we won't name by name we'll call him not James (Thank you Deonn and by the way Deonn posted today, check it). Not James wanted to talk about the virtues of marrige while asking me to put my chin here, don't mind the lead and take a deep breath. I told him I'd been married 13 years and he incorrectly (but quickly) guessed I had been married in the 80's 91 actually. Not sure the Doc got *my* XRay but I'm sure he got the film fast. Also I think it was a digital XRay. I think I can order a copy of it If I wanted. Ya... NO.

Good news my lung (or maybe the woman's lung in exam 4) is not collapsed. Really? Good. I'm glad I didn't want to... well. die. They listend with the stethascope can't they hear if it's collapsed or not? Well it was streaky he said. Like not James had forgotten to clean the lense. No idea. I got me some drugs. No, none of them are "good". In fact I'd go as far as to call one of them "Bad".

So HO HO HO have a happy freaking holiday *cough* *cough* I'll post again before the new year. That is if the woman's lung in exam 4 doesn't collapse...