my vanity knows no bounds
If you look at the bottom of the page you'll see s little blue thing. Thats a photo of my ever expanding egocentered blog nuttiness.
I got the idea off of the bloggoddess (see my side bar because I'm a lazy mutherfucker and I don't feel like pasting the link.) Yes I finally broke down and put a counter on. I used to be all high and mighty, "I write it for me and if it amuses me that's great." I put on aires that I didn't really care if anybody else reads it.
On one level, in fact thats true. I don't really care if you read it or not, I'm still going to write it. The idea of a counter started with the devil went down to Georgia post. Someone said to me something about me not liking being late. It got confused and said, "what?" and they related reading the blog. I said, "I didn't know you read that." She told me she read it every day and offered to stop. I'm all "No No read it all you want." as my ego inflated slightly... Then I started wondering how many... just how many people out there (you know who you are, but I, as usual, haven't a clue.) So the counter has shown that I'm pathetic so far this morning only one person has hit my blog. uh... me. Ya me. I was testing it out. Yes I admit I'm pathetic, I had to test it 3 times to be sure it was working... 3 times... all me. ya... me. me and me. Me myslef and I. If I were a Multiple personality disorder group (It's really insensitive (and could be dangerous if you think about it) to refer to a MPD individual in the singular. It's really not sensitive to their identity challenge, so be kind people and be sure to address that neighbor who yells at himself and answers back in a another voice in the plural)
anyways.
Where was I? Pathetic. Yes well I am. I added the counter and yes I'll be checking it. Why? I already told you, pathetic. I don't mean to imply that Jen is pathetic for giving me the idea her hits are in the 160 range. Thats anything but pathetic compared to my 3 that were well... all me.
What is the moral of the story? When you have "blog block" add a feature to your blog even if it's really ego driven and just write about that.
So if there is an organized back talk boycott at least I'll know about it now. Well on looking at the counter... again... I think there might be one on now.... shit.
P.S.: Also end your post with profanity it helps. Fuck.
I got the idea off of the bloggoddess (see my side bar because I'm a lazy mutherfucker and I don't feel like pasting the link.) Yes I finally broke down and put a counter on. I used to be all high and mighty, "I write it for me and if it amuses me that's great." I put on aires that I didn't really care if anybody else reads it.
On one level, in fact thats true. I don't really care if you read it or not, I'm still going to write it. The idea of a counter started with the devil went down to Georgia post. Someone said to me something about me not liking being late. It got confused and said, "what?" and they related reading the blog. I said, "I didn't know you read that." She told me she read it every day and offered to stop. I'm all "No No read it all you want." as my ego inflated slightly... Then I started wondering how many... just how many people out there (you know who you are, but I, as usual, haven't a clue.) So the counter has shown that I'm pathetic so far this morning only one person has hit my blog. uh... me. Ya me. I was testing it out. Yes I admit I'm pathetic, I had to test it 3 times to be sure it was working... 3 times... all me. ya... me. me and me. Me myslef and I. If I were a Multiple personality disorder group (It's really insensitive (and could be dangerous if you think about it) to refer to a MPD individual in the singular. It's really not sensitive to their identity challenge, so be kind people and be sure to address that neighbor who yells at himself and answers back in a another voice in the plural)
anyways.
Where was I? Pathetic. Yes well I am. I added the counter and yes I'll be checking it. Why? I already told you, pathetic. I don't mean to imply that Jen is pathetic for giving me the idea her hits are in the 160 range. Thats anything but pathetic compared to my 3 that were well... all me.
What is the moral of the story? When you have "blog block" add a feature to your blog even if it's really ego driven and just write about that.
So if there is an organized back talk boycott at least I'll know about it now. Well on looking at the counter... again... I think there might be one on now.... shit.
P.S.: Also end your post with profanity it helps. Fuck.
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