Books books books
I love books. I love to read. I even enjoying the dribble that is this blog but some say that's writing but it's really just one really long vowel movement.
I finished Sock by Penn Jillette. OK I haven't read fiction for myself since I tried to read some asimov shit that I hated. I swore off fiction for almost 7 years for myself. I only read kid fiction to the kids. Sometimes I would pre-read kid fiction that was more for teens to make sure Max could handle it. I never just read a book for myself. Not fiction. I thought of it as a waste.
So you can consider me a fictional virgin. (I'll skip the medical analogy that the hymen grows back after a number of years thus rendering me virginal as far as fiction goes).
Sock busted my fiction cherry. It really busted it too. I cried a little bit here and there. I walked around saying "Bad Monkey" a bit. Parts of it hurt. Hurt good. I really loved it all. I'm going to read it again I'm sure. I'm not going to talk about what's in the book. You have to find out for yourself. I will say that the book is great if you've been sick and had a series of antibiotics. (This is not humor I swear.) Sock is perfect if you have the shits because the chapters are so short. There I said it. Not a joke, just true. Did you laugh? Well we know you're a sick fuck. Right?
My writing is more caustic because of it. It doesn't hold back. I won't quote it, but I'm sure it would rated "O". Sock took it right to the edge and then over it. It is total atheism. It's great. I love it. I love Penn for writing it.
Now I will endorse it: BUY Sock by Penn Jillette right now! Now. Do it now. It will shake you.
Before when I finished fiction I wondered what the fuck the point was. Maybe I'm just stupid and it takes someone like Penn to spell it out for me. I need you to speak slowly. I am after all eductated in Ohio. I was also born in Floriday where counting is a problem. I live in Washington now where also we have counting problems.
I knew what the freaking point was. If you agree with him or you don't it doesn't matter because it was also hilarious. I about laughed right off my um...er... seat. ya.
buy the fucking book. Don't hesitate. You might hate it, then you can blame me and that's always fun too.
Sock by Penn Jillette. Buy it.
I'm going to start "fronting" the book in any book store I go to. That is I'll find it and turn it sideways so it's front is facing out to the marks in the store. For those of you who are confused by what I'm saying, I'll provide a photo next time I go into a bookstore and do it. If you won't buy it. (do buy it, don't be stupid don't wait 7 years. buy it) But if you're a stubborn idiot (like myself) at least front the book for me, K?
disclainer: Yes I know penn and yes I love him. If his book sucked I would say so because I respect him that much.
I finished Sock by Penn Jillette. OK I haven't read fiction for myself since I tried to read some asimov shit that I hated. I swore off fiction for almost 7 years for myself. I only read kid fiction to the kids. Sometimes I would pre-read kid fiction that was more for teens to make sure Max could handle it. I never just read a book for myself. Not fiction. I thought of it as a waste.
So you can consider me a fictional virgin. (I'll skip the medical analogy that the hymen grows back after a number of years thus rendering me virginal as far as fiction goes).
Sock busted my fiction cherry. It really busted it too. I cried a little bit here and there. I walked around saying "Bad Monkey" a bit. Parts of it hurt. Hurt good. I really loved it all. I'm going to read it again I'm sure. I'm not going to talk about what's in the book. You have to find out for yourself. I will say that the book is great if you've been sick and had a series of antibiotics. (This is not humor I swear.) Sock is perfect if you have the shits because the chapters are so short. There I said it. Not a joke, just true. Did you laugh? Well we know you're a sick fuck. Right?
My writing is more caustic because of it. It doesn't hold back. I won't quote it, but I'm sure it would rated "O". Sock took it right to the edge and then over it. It is total atheism. It's great. I love it. I love Penn for writing it.
Now I will endorse it: BUY Sock by Penn Jillette right now! Now. Do it now. It will shake you.
Before when I finished fiction I wondered what the fuck the point was. Maybe I'm just stupid and it takes someone like Penn to spell it out for me. I need you to speak slowly. I am after all eductated in Ohio. I was also born in Floriday where counting is a problem. I live in Washington now where also we have counting problems.
I knew what the freaking point was. If you agree with him or you don't it doesn't matter because it was also hilarious. I about laughed right off my um...er... seat. ya.
buy the fucking book. Don't hesitate. You might hate it, then you can blame me and that's always fun too.
Sock by Penn Jillette. Buy it.
I'm going to start "fronting" the book in any book store I go to. That is I'll find it and turn it sideways so it's front is facing out to the marks in the store. For those of you who are confused by what I'm saying, I'll provide a photo next time I go into a bookstore and do it. If you won't buy it. (do buy it, don't be stupid don't wait 7 years. buy it) But if you're a stubborn idiot (like myself) at least front the book for me, K?
disclainer: Yes I know penn and yes I love him. If his book sucked I would say so because I respect him that much.
posted by J.R. at 1:37 PM
2 Comments:
The problem is that you are such a Penn finatic that one can't determine whether the book is really good or if you just love it because you love Penn (carnally?).
I can't tell if there's sarcasm here or not. It would appear that you "lost your virginity" to a sock monkey.
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