Fuck the HO HO's
I just enjoyed a little debbie snack cake. An oatmeal cream pie.
I'm loyal debbie. From now on I swear my snack cake calories will only be spent on you. That smooth cream filling... that soft chemical induced texture on the outside... pure wonder. Joy.
I shan't stray again for a ho ho or even a king dong... I swear.
(sorry Michelle these belief systems die hard)
I'm loyal debbie. From now on I swear my snack cake calories will only be spent on you. That smooth cream filling... that soft chemical induced texture on the outside... pure wonder. Joy.
I shan't stray again for a ho ho or even a king dong... I swear.
(sorry Michelle these belief systems die hard)
posted by J.R. at 6:17 PM
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That's ok - Debbie and I are having a secret love affair as well.
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