I get up early

I get up early then listen to my iPod because nobody comes to work but me at 6:00.

Nobody leaves at 3:30-4:00 like me either. So you gotta take the bad with the good I guess.

It's dark in the freaking morning now. I must be softening with age because I was reading some of my old blogs like This one. I would have said, "It's dark in the fucking morning!"

I had a fucking mouth on me. Jeesus christ on a cracker I was so fucking foul mouthed.

I'm so FFM (Fucking Foul Mouth) (um yes I realize that's an abbreviation for something else too. If you don't get it, just ignore this parenthetical.) I was saying I'm so fucking foul mouthed that Mr. Bander that apparently google ads will not be allowed on my page. You'd think they would do some of the privacy inavding (now they really won't let me have ads) contexte sensitive ads that are related to whatever I'm ranting about. Obviously my readers are not offended by words. (If they are they can go fuck themselves with a blow torch. Did I just say that? Anyway)

It's dark in the fucking morning and it was fucking raining. Big ass surprise. I mean really Seattle's east side. One of my friends is quick to point out that I don't live in Seattle but rather on the "East Side" as if it's something you step in not somewhere you might live. Jeezus it isn't fucking Michigan for christ sake. (Was that offensive? Well to people who live in Michigan... good.)

It was dark and it rained.

See how boring that is?

Compare to:

Jeezus fuck it was dark this morning and god damn was it fucking raining or WHAT?

much better.

Did I say anthing? No. Was I offensive? Yes. Mission accomplished!