I was late to work this morning

No it wasn't a Devil Went Down to Georgia morning. No sir. I got up fine but a little a late. I wasn't in a rush though. I'm at work late tonight anyway.

No no.

I was late because well I missed my exit.

Stupid? Yes.

Well see the thing is there was this bus. It got on the merge before my exit and I drive a Beetle and I tried to be all, "ok big ass bus I need over too so get the f... OH? you want in this lane? Well Mr. Bus driver why don't I get just get my little beetle the fuck out of your way, shall I? I'll just hop over a lane the other way. K? ok phew not killed. Not Killed by a bus that wouldn't even hear me die is good... phew..."

Then I was all, "Crap that was my fucking exit." So I had to go down to the park and drive up the hill on the surface streets. I treated it like the interstate though until I realized I was doing 65 in a 35 and even I slowed the fuck down. I slipped a little turning onto work's property but that was just fun. Into the garage... "What speed bump? Fuck you!"... "oh owch. That speed bump... "

So I was a tad late... I guess next time it'll be, "... he was in a bind he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal!"