It might take...
It might take a village to raise a child.
It might take a bazillion mythical man months of a decade to put two guys on the moon. (If you were going to the moon wouldn't you want to take a date, not a guy name "Buzz"... I'm just saying.)
It might take 2 rovers to explore that rock that is known as mars. (Let's hear it for them huh still going. Fuck that pink bunny this is science baby!)
But it only takes one idiot to bust my blog block.
So I will be auditioning idiots to break my blog block. If you think you can be that idiot for me, If you can be just that stupid. Yes this implies you must be stupider than me so you might want to peruse the blog a little bit and see what you're up against. I mean really people I can do some stupid shit. I'm occasionally ignorant. Read occasionally as "most of the time." Nothing takes the cake of my stupid like getting my braces put on on the morning of my birthday. So if you want how about a comment telling me why you should be the next stupid person I write about?
Ya usually I can sit down to write and think about the last idiot I dealt with and I get something, but the world just got smarter I guess and I haven't been in best buy as of late.... Maybe I'm just so lazy I need the idiots to come to me?
It might take a bazillion mythical man months of a decade to put two guys on the moon. (If you were going to the moon wouldn't you want to take a date, not a guy name "Buzz"... I'm just saying.)
It might take 2 rovers to explore that rock that is known as mars. (Let's hear it for them huh still going. Fuck that pink bunny this is science baby!)
But it only takes one idiot to bust my blog block.
So I will be auditioning idiots to break my blog block. If you think you can be that idiot for me, If you can be just that stupid. Yes this implies you must be stupider than me so you might want to peruse the blog a little bit and see what you're up against. I mean really people I can do some stupid shit. I'm occasionally ignorant. Read occasionally as "most of the time." Nothing takes the cake of my stupid like getting my braces put on on the morning of my birthday. So if you want how about a comment telling me why you should be the next stupid person I write about?
Ya usually I can sit down to write and think about the last idiot I dealt with and I get something, but the world just got smarter I guess and I haven't been in best buy as of late.... Maybe I'm just so lazy I need the idiots to come to me?
posted by J.R. at 9:15 AM
4 Comments:
I think you should force yourself to write about something good instead of writing about something annoying. There was a period several years ago when I forced myself to write the best things and worst things from each day in a Journal. I made myself write the best things first because it is so easy to focus on the negative and by the time I finished coming up with good things my perscpective on the negative was often changed (less irate). Hokey, I know. But it was effective. I guess it depends what you're going for.
Is that your audition? Not even close to as stupid as me. In fact I just tripped in the bathroom and almost hit my head on a urinal. Now that's stupid.
Seriously, this blog is designed to amuse me. I used to, in the old blog, only write on the positive side and one day I took off the gloves and it was amazingly cathartic. It was also funny. I always protect the identity of the idiots, unless it’s me. Now my guide is that most often if a post amuses me then I post it.
this isn't an audition. just throwing myself on your block-pyre. i'd love if you could take away my 'idiot' to remedy this dissertation block.
people who go to graduate school are without question--idiotic.
and if i cast any real and tangible severe idiot shadows, you'll be the first to know.
Naw, I wasn't auditioning and I didn't mean you should be Mr. Happy Optimism. I was just suggesting a twisted version of the old adage "If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all." I thought, "if you don't have anything to say about idiots then consider saying something nice." Just an idea. Don't hurt me.
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