Kinky FedEx

disclaimer: This post doesn't really go anywhere. So let's lower your expectations right now, k?

So Kinko's and FedEx have stores in the sample place now. There is one in Lynnwood that has converted a Kinko's into a FedEx Kinko's. The problem is their sign doesn't work quite right. What you get is "FedExKink s"

I've heard of differnt fetishes. But I've never heard of this one. A fedex kink. What you're really 'into' bubble wrap? Maybe those mailing tubes really get you going. Don't get me wrong I'm into respecting other people 'likes and dislikes' but a kink surrounding overnight package delivery. Maybe the whole 'delivery person' fantasy, but have you seen thier uniforms? I mean really they make the postal workers look hot... (OK... NOT, but that was funny) I mean those pleated shorts... my god I can't control myself...

Maybe you just like rapid delivery. Get the package... move the package... deliver the package. Deliver. DELIVER.

Maybe you just really like a garantee that you'll get it before noon on saturday.

Tracking might be imporant to you. Knowing exactly where it is when it's on it's way to you.

Hell, maybe you just like to sign for it.

FedEx Kink: "When it absolutly positively has to be there... overnight"