I can lose anything anywhere

On Friday I got done with Aikido and I was really sweaty. I needed a shower so I parked a touch illegally at work by the locker rooms so I could get a quick shower. While sitting in the car. While SITTING in the car as I arragned my stuff to take into the locker room I lost my car key. I couldn't find it. It was in the car because I hadn't even opened the door. I couldn't find the thing anywhere. I looked and looked. I gave up and used the spare key in the glove box to lock it up so I could get my shower.

I moved the car to a more legal spot using the spare key. Can't find the real key. Looked under the seats moved everything around... no luck.

Drive home with spare key.

Tammy asks me if I looked in my Aikido bag. I say yes. She goes and looks in the car. Can't find it. I feel vindicated. She asks me again if I looked in the bag. I say yes. (I had) After some discussion I go look in the bag again. I empty the bag. Not there. There is this little pocket on the outside of the bag that I never use. Ever.

You can fill it in from here, right?