TV I don't watch
OK so I hate TV. But I'm in fucking LA in a fucking flash-flood-don't-leave-your-hotel kinda situation so I'm stuck with cable. The shows suck ass, yes as per usual. I'm afraid to tell you which shows because you might like them. I'm stuck up, I know it. I hate fucking tv.
switch to "reverend R" voice (k?)
Friends... I have need for your attention.
Friends, it has come to my attention that stupid people watch tv.
Yes they do. How do I know this? Friends I was watching TV myself this very evening. In fact right now Chandler is about to dump some chick named janice who laughes like a really bad parrot. Like a parrot that has been watching... well fucking TV for all it's life. Anyways... Friends. The commercials. They have disclaimers.
OK so people doing stuid things on tv for the sake of selling voice over IP service. In this case they were wrecking a snowmobile. OK so ya thats stupid. But friends. Do we need to say "do not attempt" on the bottom of the screen? Do we?
I'm sorry if you want to wreck a snowmobile, it's OK with me.
If you want to watch TV... well thats not OK and if you give it up for 28 days and go to lots of meetings maybe you can shake it. Say it with me... testify.... no more TV... say it...
ok enough with the reverend voice
Seriously I'm just in a bad mood considering I didn't have to fly all the way to LA to get rain and cable tv. I could have called comcast and saved ten dollars a month and let those fuckers put cable in my house. Yes they would take money OFF of my bill if I let them put cable in. No No No.
Again I'm grouchy so ignore me. K? say amen. ok don't.
switch to "reverend R" voice (k?)
Friends... I have need for your attention.
Friends, it has come to my attention that stupid people watch tv.
Yes they do. How do I know this? Friends I was watching TV myself this very evening. In fact right now Chandler is about to dump some chick named janice who laughes like a really bad parrot. Like a parrot that has been watching... well fucking TV for all it's life. Anyways... Friends. The commercials. They have disclaimers.
OK so people doing stuid things on tv for the sake of selling voice over IP service. In this case they were wrecking a snowmobile. OK so ya thats stupid. But friends. Do we need to say "do not attempt" on the bottom of the screen? Do we?
I'm sorry if you want to wreck a snowmobile, it's OK with me.
If you want to watch TV... well thats not OK and if you give it up for 28 days and go to lots of meetings maybe you can shake it. Say it with me... testify.... no more TV... say it...
ok enough with the reverend voice
Seriously I'm just in a bad mood considering I didn't have to fly all the way to LA to get rain and cable tv. I could have called comcast and saved ten dollars a month and let those fuckers put cable in my house. Yes they would take money OFF of my bill if I let them put cable in. No No No.
Again I'm grouchy so ignore me. K? say amen. ok don't.
posted by J.R. at 7:08 PM
2 Comments:
Bummer Dood. If it's any consolation, it's sunny and 60 degrees here...
Me no understand. Me like T.V. I guess that makes me stupid. Me watch weather report. I don't understands all of their fancy phrases and big word talk but it looks like, much sun here and much rain there.
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