Porno Decoy

OK so I'm crazy about seeing what people did to get to my crazy blog. It's a very self centered egotistical and fun activity.

Porno comes up a lot in search strings. What a let down for these people. I mean they search for porno, or for a more specific example, "Pussy Free Porno." Now I wonder if that is male gay porno or if they were looking for some porno with pussy in it but didn't cost any money. I dunno. I didn't click the link to see where I fall in that search, but what a let down huh? No porno at all let alone free or pussy. What are those search engines doing, huh?

The one that could really get me into trouble is the one that says someone searched for, "Tammy Porno" and found my blog. uh oh.

I swear I'm innocent.

The best part of this post is that more people looking for pussy free porno will find this page. Or just Porno. How many times can I work porno in? I think 3 more which will bring me to a grand total of 14 occurrences of Porno (see that's one more porno (two the count is two) )

uh... well I'm at 13 (including the title) so close your ears:

porno.(the number shall be three... for 14 occurrences of that word (see if I said porno (shit) again it would be 15) damn it's 15 now...)