people are weird

or are they odd? I see people all the time and I wonder... WTF.

In dog class do these people speak english? I mean the teacher speaks very clearly yet they just don't hear her. They also speak to their dogs like the dog can fucking understand english (apparently better than they can.)

"Swisher... stay"
"Swisher... where are you goin?"
"Swisher... come here'
"Swisher... no" (ah there ya go)
"Swisher... what are you doing?"
"Swisher... no"
"no... no... no..."
"Swisher... no"
"Swisher... stay" (woot)
"Swisher... good boy" (close)
"swisher ... stay"
"Swisher... good stay" (finally)

should have been:

"Padfoot... drop... good drop"
"Stay..."
"good stay..."

"no"
"stay"
"good stay"

Notice how i didn't use his name the whole time?

Anyways I just want to say. Ya the dog is going to answer you moron about where he is going.

"Swisher where are you going?"
"To look up that dog's ass then i'm going to get a dog treat out that big ass jar that girl has and then i'm going to lick my balls, so does that work for you? Is it a win win? Shall we synergize?

anyways ya.