long walk

I took a long walk around at work today. The weather is so nice a ton of people were on the trail. I got to feel all snooty because I walk the trail in the rain. I love the trail there are ponds and thus pond scum and ducks who swim in the pond scum who likely don't think of it as scum at all. More likely to them it is that lovely green stuff that shows up on the pond in the right conditions and should be swam through in search of food. We call it scum and look how we think of it. It's really a very bright green and is churning out lovely oxygen.

People were walking/jogging and annoying me. How you ask? Well two runners coming at me (see that sounds so much more antagonistic than, "going the other way") refused to go single file and about ran me, literally I do believe in this case, off of the trail. I also hate walkers who are behind me. If I stop then I look like a freak so I have to just keep out pacing them. Bastards. I didn't even see them I just hear them behind me. Maybe it was a pond scum sucking duck. Maybe not.