If all the world drove a beetle

What is all the world drove a beetle? I mean yes I admit they are cute and mine happens to be sporty and fast. Could there possibly be road rage?

Think about it. I was in a long ass meeting(tm) the other day. I mean it was long and one of those meetings where people just speak. Not much Q/A and nothing is decided as it should be. Over time I begin to feel like it's a waste of time. After 2 hours I get a touch surley. Just a touch.

OK I get a lot surley. I can't stand it and the blood pools up in my ass I do believe. When I left the meeting I was in a right state.

Someone told me not to drive til I calmed down because that could be, "bad." Really? I said what am I going to do. Kill someone with my beetle. How silly would that look. Man kills other man with cute car. Man obliterates man with VW New Beetle. It just doesn't compute. If you're driving a Beetle you smile and you wave. There is no road rage, how could there be? Seriously. God damnit I'm going to smash into you with my moving bubble of cuteness. Watch out!

It just doesn't add up. So if nobdy drove hummers or tacomas or f150's there would be no rode rage, right?

Well one thing. In a VW it's still OK to take out a PT Cruiser, I mean really even use cute car drivin' straight males have to draw the line somewhere. Don't we?