sour cream has PHat

I was in the store today shopping. That's what you fucking do in a store, no?

I wanted me some sour cream. Like ya do. So I went down the dairy section and all I could spot was fat fee sour cream. Has there ever been a more moronic oxymoron I ask you?

Cream. What the fuck is that? It's the FAT on top of the milk. You can skim it off and then you have skim milk. What is skim milk? It's fat free. Hello. So how the fuck do you get fat free sour cream? Let's step back. How do you get sour cream. You take cream and let it go sour, right? OK there is likely more to it than that, but what the fuck do I know from a cow? I know if you take the cream and mix it hard (some say churn) you get butter... oh that's so lovely. I wonder how they discovered that. Hey charlie, check this out if I beat the shit out of this cream for a really long time it makes this yellow that that tastes fucking great on toast. I bet they invented toast right there after.

So I look moronic looking for spoiled or sour cream. Finding it fat free. That must be fat free milk go sour. yuk. Sour milk? fuck that.

when I want cream I want fat, none of this fat free crap. Cream is fat. Fat is good. Even when it is a little... sour.