Is that horse wooden?
First look at this then come back... We'll wait.
Man charged with trespassing on farm in horse-sex death
Ya ok. Ick. I could stop there couldn't I? I mean ok so you and your buddy want to do something crazy so you go criminally trespass on a place and take turns fucking a horse. (Oh the key word hits I'm gonna get off of this, huh?)
How does one do this? I'm not saying I'm an authority, I'm not. I can safely say I've never fucked a horse nor is it in any sort of plan or project I'm doing. EVER k? I mean they say, "Never say Never" but those fuckers never considered the phrase, "I will never ever fuck a horse!" It's ok to say, "never", in that case. We'll just get that right out of the way, no horse fucking. Ever! OK
I have to imagine that you need a chair or a stool and then you get behind the horse and you fuck it. OK I think I left the drinking step out. How drunk does one have to be to think this is a good idea? Then you get up on the stool and in this case apparently you fuck the horse until the horse gets a headache (not tonight honey) from it and decides to kick this shit out of your friend thus killing him. Oh don't forget the video. You gots to video tape this one. I mean really. You need to.
Man charged with trespassing on farm in horse-sex death
Ya ok. Ick. I could stop there couldn't I? I mean ok so you and your buddy want to do something crazy so you go criminally trespass on a place and take turns fucking a horse. (Oh the key word hits I'm gonna get off of this, huh?)
How does one do this? I'm not saying I'm an authority, I'm not. I can safely say I've never fucked a horse nor is it in any sort of plan or project I'm doing. EVER k? I mean they say, "Never say Never" but those fuckers never considered the phrase, "I will never ever fuck a horse!" It's ok to say, "never", in that case. We'll just get that right out of the way, no horse fucking. Ever! OK
I have to imagine that you need a chair or a stool and then you get behind the horse and you fuck it. OK I think I left the drinking step out. How drunk does one have to be to think this is a good idea? Then you get up on the stool and in this case apparently you fuck the horse until the horse gets a headache (not tonight honey) from it and decides to kick this shit out of your friend thus killing him. Oh don't forget the video. You gots to video tape this one. I mean really. You need to.
Police say [insert name of idiot here], 54, was videotaping his friend having sex with a horse in July when his friend "received the injuries that ultimately led to his death."
Wow ok. That's about as stupid as it gets. This horse fucker was 54 years of age. I hope the judge says something to the effect, "you fucked a horse? er... from the video we have here some horses plural. hmmm YOU are old enough to know better!" and then maybe the judge will add on, "horse fucker" to the ruling. Maybe.
So many reasons NOT TO FUCK A HORSE. Not to mention getting horse goo on the johnson region. Ick. Do they make special horse condoms? Extra thick... to keep the ick off of your... well you get it. Not much of a market likely. Er. I hope.
If they did, I'm sure they'd be by Trojan brand...
If they did, I'm sure they'd be by Trojan brand...
posted by J.R. at 4:53 PM
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Don't knock it, if you haven't tried it!
Sadly, this is even more disturbing than initially imagined. The man "died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon." This sick bastard wanted to be fucked by a horse! So it was the horse who needed to wear the condom. :|
And nobody asked... was it good for the horse too. :) Or just another case of self gratification and leaving your partner unsatisfied.
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