If all you have is a hammer...

So I got me some new knives. I've always wanted a really decent set of knives and these rock. I had this cool coupon that was 20% off one item so I went for it.

So when I was hungry tonight I wanted a snack. You know hungry leads to food but it wasn't meal time so I was forced into settling for a snack by the very language that we use. Not a meal? Nope must be a snack. Really hungry? well it's a big ass snack. eat the whole fucking bag why don't ya?

So I wanted to cut something up. So I made french onion dip. OK it wasn't french. I'm not french and I didn't follow a recipe so fuck the french, OK they had nothing to do with it. Nothing. Not a god damn thing. No french in it. Onions. yes. I cut those onions up good. That is a fucking good knife. I loved it. So finely sliced so then I busted a moved and diced them. Yes I sliced then I diced. Ok you know those commercials that say "it slices it dices" um if you can do one you can do the other just turn the shit you are dicing and do it again, right? can something dice but not slice. I don't think so. OK phew busted that one.

I stared with onions then sour cream. Nothing french at all. It needed something so I added salt. Always add salt. Butter is also always good, but I had the fat part all set with the sour cream. No it wasn't fat free sour cream. NO NO NO. Cream is fat, people. Fat free sour cream is air. It's just air.

OK needed more of a kick so I pressed a garlic clove. OK too much, but still very good. Not enough with it being too much I added a helping of cayenne pepper. yes I did. Now it's really not french. It's kinda red and very hot.

Cajun onion dip?

It was fucking good. I ate it all and drank a sprite. Everybody having a good time.

boo ya.