oh what the dna has in it...

You ever make a sound you didn't think you could make? Something stresses you out and maybe you say a choice word or two that you didn't think you had in you? You ever let out a stream of obscenity when in the car on the highway that would make George Carlin blush like like a school girl? Ya me either I don't think that mutherfuckin' cocksucker could blush if you held a gun to his head. Shit his pants probly, but not blush.

One of my dogs just made the mistake of growling at me. I had given them each a bone and then I was going to let them chew for a while in my bedroom so I called bedtime to get them to go to the crates. They both ran in there just fine and I went to let them back out in the bedroom and as I walked up to padfoot's crate he let out a growl... I should point out he growled at a child from inside his crate the other night so this was a repeat offnse. I was a bit shocked when he did it. I wasn't even going for the bone.

I'd like to let you know for sure I did not hurt him at all. I scared the shit right out of him, but hurt him? no.

I made a noise at him that changed his gowl into a wimper. It came from down deep in my DNA. It was loud and basically a growl back at him. Then I pulled him bodily from the crate (again I didn't hurt him) I yelled at him and took the bone away. When I came back up from putting the bones away he had that seriously sheepish look and as I walked to his crate and loomed over him he dropped to the ground and wouldn't look up at me. Growling is so not cool. Next time I'll really get in his face.

Do not fuck with shecky... shecky will fuck you up.