and we're back

sorry folks we had a shit ton of problems with the server and we're back...

and we're gone... I'm off to burning man for the whole freakin' week.

I promise to post absolutely nothing about it when i get back.

You think shit stays in vegas?

Swimming at the hotel.

Oh I saw it

Oh you're going. You read this? And you think you're not going?

Oh You're going and if you don't go... well you'll miss it.

You might not understand just yet. Let me step back just a touch.

It all started when I got email from one of the film makers saying hey we have this stupid idea. This proof of concept and we're wondering if anybody has an info on this. So as I recall I did some stupid multiplication that said how much hard drive you'd need to put 40 or 50 hours of the nastiest dirtiest joke ever onto a machine for editing. That was not only the beginning it was the end for me. Almost.

Want to know what the fuck I'm talking about?

step one: go see this movie. (Laugh your ass off)
step two: do NOT walk out. Yes you might cringe a little but Jezzzzus fucking christ's crack if you read this blog, you can handle a little nasty joke, can't you?

step three: watch all of the credits.

step three... clap when you see "JR Hughson"

repeat as needed.

Fortune cookie

I really liked this one:

"You discover treasures where others see nothing unusual."

It's almost as good as, "On your deathbed you will have total consciousness" (Bill Murray from Caddy Shack)

So I've got that going on for me.... Ya.

thai fish...

new food tuesday

I just tried tofu by accident thinking I was buying a chicken wrap.

survey says: NO. Not cooked by the cafeteria!

NO NO NO

OK this guy just rocks. George Hrab

http://www.geologicrecords.net/

Check out the podcast where I got it from. I have to say this is my favorite podcast ever. ya.

Word for the day

Insipid: adj.

1. Lacking flavor or zest; not tasty.
2. Lacking qualities that excite, stimulate, or interest; dull.

ah it's self refential for my blog idddn't it?