personification

So I like to attribute human qualities to just about anything but a urinal? I'm not even going to go into what goes through my mind sometimes when I'm tired and peeing... I'm not.

Also at movie theaters do you think because of those really big sodas they should have to pay more for sewer. I mean when was the last time you drank one of those really big ass drinks and didn't end up standing in front of a urinal thinking of how ed ritchie invented the auto flush and how thankful you are that you are not a urinal... ya I was a bit tired.

I'm really tired today which is weird because I slept well. Well the rule of blogging: "When in doubt, use potty humor.."