Jokes on moi

OK so everybody has those big ass rubber bands around their wrists that say something. Something nice... Something sweet... Something cool...

I was in Archie McFee's the other day with Aye Jaye. He was convulsing on the floor with novelty overjoy (which is a special kaniption when found just that perfect rubber dog shit or fake vommit) When I spotted their version of these big ass ruber bands. I got a few. I got matching "irony" ones for Gina & Darren. One of them had a word I didn't know on it. I still don't know it and I'm not going to say it because one of you ass-whipe-just-like-me-sarcastic readers will fucking tell me what it means. I don't know. It can't be good. I show it to people and they laugh really hard and I just act like I know what it means and they say, "Where did you get that?"

So I'm wearing something really negative I think. People laugh at me. I have no idea what it means. I totally played a joke on myself... If you see me... don't fuck it up K?