ex presidents...

So I was taking to Deonn (see links, yes I'm too lazy to link her) and we were talking about our current president. She mentioned how you always see the Original Bush with Clinton all the time. It's because they belong to this little club. Ex-presidents. It's like the elks only fewer members (and the average age of the elks is much higher) and it's really exclusive. They have meetings and they vote on things like how much to charge to give a graduation speech at an ivy league school. (OK people the future is silicon, computers, and plastics (yes that is the Oxford comma there.) not some plant that grows up a wall.(end of tangent))

Anyways we figure it like this, they likely kicked carter out. Ford never shows and they likely had an "event" when Reagen had his final state "event" because you know that drove their prices up.

You know they were all pulling for dubya when he was re-elected (oh that hurts to write) because as soon as he's out the availability of the ex-president goes up. Of course he'll only really be playing the comedy circuit (of course his agent won't *tell* him that and everybody goes home happy) My theory is they won't tell him about the club at all. Yes that's really cruel thing for a Dad to do, but come on, If you look at dubya's behavior his childhood couldn't have been that healthy, right? So I'm sure Dad is just going to keep it from him. In fact I bet he hasn't even shown his son his memorial library (ok for the record I don't *know* if he has a presidential library or not, I'm way to lazy to look it up)

That leads me to think about dubya's library... I can't imagine he's a big reader.

So I'm sure it will be located in some back water Texas hell hole and it will be titled: "The Hooked on Fon-icks George Dubya Bush Presidential Library."

It'll be a lot of picture books...