insomnia?

You know like everybody sometimes you just can't sleep. I didn't have Newton's Principia handy so I did what most American men do when they can't sleep... yup... I cleaned the kitchen. I know what you're thinking why didn't he call up some really cute girl and talk to her, but no. I cleaned the kitchen. My friends helped me throw (by helped me I mean, "They did it all.") Sam a birthday party. It was fantastic. The party that is not the clean up. Actually it was quite easy. I did have some trouble with the amount of fruit I had to chuck down the disposal, but other than that it was easy. I drank some sprite, remembered I have a crazy early dentist appointment (yay!) and then came up and did the right thing. Yup I went right to bed and right to sleep. Nope. I blogged.

Most interesting thought while I was cleaning the kitchen? "It doesn't really matter how gross it is to put mustard in there directly if you have no intention of actually keeping the bowl." Did I mention we've got snacks?

I'm just saying.