Sleep? Who needs it?

I mean come on. The god damn sun rises now at 5AM and this activates the birds. I can't have a closed window because I need my wind tunnel. I need my wind tunnel. So I wake up at five. The I futz around the house for a while and still manage to show up to work by 10:00am. Can you say, "traffic sucketh?" Good. I knew you could.

The weather is just gorgeous. Yes I've been reduced to blogging about the weather. The blog says "may cause drowsiness." So deal. No humidity. None. Zip Zero. These people around here complain about the heat. They know nothing. They take sweating for granted. Give them an August week in Ohio without A/C and then you know heat and humidity, my friend.

In closing I would like to thank you for reading this content free post.