whoah oh heaaayyy

OK so the convention is going. My talks keep sucking... I've started incorporating street performing techniques to get a crowd. Tom will be proud, I'm going all out tomorrow for my demo.

Come on in folks we're going to start the show you won't want to miss it, I've seen it 1000 times!

Tonight we're going to some swank private party I scammed an invite to. The real key will be gate crashing some more of us on our sum total of 2 invites.

I fear you have underestimated the sneaky-ness...