Irritation

You know another thing that pisses me off? I know the list is long and distinguished, but still. Is when someone sends me something I don't need and then asks me for money. Of course I could boil this down just to the asking for money part, but it would miss my point. I'm talking about charities that send out stickers with my name and address on them. Like I don't know where I live, I need stickers to remind me? I kinda get the feeling they are actually going, "Easter Seals! We know where you live!"

Or they call me loyal supporter. I'm not loyal I'm fickle and right now we're on the fuck you side of the clock so no you aren't getting any money. I give in other ways. I don't give at the door and I don't give when you call me. I didn't give at the office (we got security for that) and I'm not giving out of my car window. I know I know. I should give some back. I do. I will now participate in the work run official drive for charity thing. I'm avoiding calling it what it is because while I don't conceal where I work,(OK, I just did.) I don't want to do anything that would be career limiting. Such as referring to other CLM's I've seen recently. Or linking to them for that matter. OK, shut it! I did nothing of the sort.

So yeah that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I like caller ID a shit ton. Why cause I can see "support services" coming a mile off and just let those mutherfuckers go. Also when they call the house like that, how much dough actually gets in the right pan? I ask you?

OK so don't send me stickers, K?